Fiction Friday - another interpretation of Lolth

ewwww, that's gotta hurt.

Oh, unless the humanoid part is merely a lure for prey; then this is seriously eeeeevil! :-)

Lolth is a fictional  god from DnD, and the queen of the Drow Elves. She's also a serious sociopath, psychopath, and pretty much the definition of cruelty and Evil.  She is too calculating to be considered randomly chaotic, but she is definitely a psycho-hosebeast of the highest caliber.

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According to the fine print, the artist is Igor Crechanyi,

https://www.artstation.com/igorgrechanyi

and he does some  really gorgeous work!

CIVILITY? - Earn it, you crude, selfish asswipe

I've covered this topic before, about how Republicans (not necessarily conservatives) are rude assholes, hiding their rudeness behind "plain talk."

#CIVILITY ??  Fuck your Trump demands for that which you do not give, and the plague horse you rode in on.

If you want to be an asshole, at least own up to it

Unlike, for example, religious bigots or racists dog, I don't need an excuse to be an asshole.

I'm a big girl. If I want to be an asshole, I just will, and I will own it.

I won't try to congratulate and excuse my bad behavior by telling myself I'm magically full of specialness - or even, say, Ambien - that means I'm somehow not an asshole - and thus immune to consequences - for acting like one.

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Random sarcasm - reasons to read my thread

Reasons to read my G+ thread.  I am surrounded by brilliant minds, with humor and biting insights.

h/t David Conner, bless his wrapped soul.

GOP hate conservatives and they hate you

I've been warning for years that the GOP are morally bankrupt and out to "Fuck America, First!"

If you're a real conservative, and not merely some "addled-brained idiot drinking the GOP/Fox/Oligarch Kool-Aid and congratulating yourself for at least not being a libtard," then you accept this truth now.

"But, but, Clinton!..." Fuck you. Clinton ain't President. Clinton is irrelevant. 

"But, but the Democrats!..." Fuck you. The GOP control the White House, the House and the Senate. The GOP - _because they blocked Obama's SCOTUS appointment_ - control the SCOTUS. 

For the slow learners in the room, that means the GOP control the entire fucking federal government. Fuck you, and your fucking hypocritical "GOP Family Values." Jesus thinks GOP supporters are a bunch of assholes, too.

The GOP abandoned YOU decades ago. Wake up and fight them tooth and nail, because they're exploiting you today, and going to exploit you even harder tomorrow.

Summer Vaca Means Not Getting Shot?

America - y'all got your priorities fucked up, real bad, doncha? Yeppers, you do. Clean up your shit and stop murdering your kids.

List of school shootings in the United States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States

Real world resume

Resumes are just character sheets for DND IRL edition. 

- Malcolm Cosby (on G+ and Blogger)

Be happy first, rich second

Too many people confuse money with happiness, and when they run into money problems, they become unhappy, and blame everyone around them.

Money can't buy happiness; it can merely buy opportunities to be happy in different ways.

This isn't intended to be a  "brilliant psychobabble" post. I mean, it's a frickin' meme, but it is meant to maybe get you to think about the meme a bit differently, and maybe with that slightly altered perspective, the meme - and the message - will take on new value.

Healthcare - important things to know

Medicare is a federal program that provides health coverage if you are 65 and older or have a severe disability, no matter your income.

Medicaid is a state and federal program that provides health coverage if you have a very low income.

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Unless you have a Republican Governor, then "Fuck you."