A clean house, my ass

It's not fair.

If the monster-in-law comes over, and the house is a mess, it's my fault for not keeping it clean.

If my mother comes over, and the house is a mess, it's my fault for marrying a slob.

Dad and Other Dad don't give a crap, as long as they have somewhere to sit down.

Cleaning the damn house isn't even on my chore list, because apparently I clean as well as I cook.  Except the bathroom. I'm kind of a freak about the bathroom.

All I'm saying is that it just isn't fair.

Quick Guide to Whether a Woman Owes You Something

Quote of the week comes from one of the comments on this photo: "The internet is like the black light on the cum stains of male sexual entitlement."

A friend found this on Facebook and passed it along to me. I couldn't tell you where it originates.  The message is plain and simple, though.

Would the Real Anti-Christ Please Stand Up

Can we please NOT have another "Trump vs Clinton: Would the Real Anti-Christ Please Stand Up" competition, in any thread, ever again?

This post is not about advocating for any candidate.  I'm just fed up with the stupid fighting.  I'm finding the "anti-Clinton" crowd to be at least as madly passionate as the "anti-Trump" crowd, and that's not necessarily a compliment.

I'm fine if people want to discuss the actual and factual skeletons in Clinton's closet. There are plenty of those. But, I've had it up to HERE with "liberals" chanting right-wing talking points about Clinton as if they've somehow magically become legitimate.

I mean, it's becoming a case of rhetoric, and frankly anyone who thinks Clinton is the Anti-Christ needs to ALSO wake up and remember that's the Anti-Christ suckling at Trump's teet. Given the historical financial relationship between the imagery has disturbing literal connotations as well as allegorical ones.

And, wasn't Saddam Hussein the Anti-Christ? Or Barack Obama? Or Ronald Reagan? No, wait I'm sure it's Benjamin Netanyahu this week, right?  What does Cracked have to say; they're always authoritative on this kind of shit.

 

Gay Away the NRA

Okay, so lots of LGBT activists are calling to rainbow the NRA HQ and things like that. I'm all for that.

And let's face it, the current board is mostly rich white men.  Duh.

Did you know that lifetime members can vote for the NRA board of directors?

But, did you know that you can buy a Lifetime membership to the NRA for only $25 every 3 months, as long as you commit to the 60 payments (that's $100 a year, every year, for 15 years).

Let's gay the NRA away.  I mean, seriously, those queens get shit done.

Americans do not value life

The root problem behind “mass shootings” and other mindless atrocities on American soil isn't guns, terrorists, patriots, or even “mental health.”

The root problem is that we do not value life.

Abortion? - kill the doctors

Unwanted pregnancy? - blame the victim and make her pay for the pregnancy and pay for the child

Orphanages? - can’t afford them, we have to pay for the corporate prisons

Public education? - can't afford them, we have to subsidize the church schools

Drug treatment programs? - can't afford them, we have to pay for the corporate prisons

Universal health care - fuck that socialist shit, I'm not paying for someone else to be healthy, and you can't force me to buy health insurance our broken system requires me to have to keep myself healthy, but those fucking expensive hospitals better treat me if I get sick

Food stamps - fuck those moochers

Vaccines - you can't give me drugs, I'll just catch that horrible disease and transmit it to others, you fascist commie

Military machine - Damn right we need fast planes and big guns to kill foreigners and take their oil. Except drones. Damn gummint! Only drones allowed in my neighborhood are the ones me and my buds be using to spy on the sweet "barely legal" thang next door!

Body armor for soldiers - you know, it encourages creativity to make them scrounge for metal to armor their own cars

Healthcare for veterans - we can't afford that socialism crap, because we gave tax cuts to rich people

Guns - oh fuck, yeah, kill ‘em all and let God sort ‘em out

If life has no value, why should we not expect "lone wolves" to commit mass murder, whether we call these psychos "terrorists," "patriots," "haters," "good Christians," "Islamamuslims," or "troubled young men," doesn't fucking matter. 

Musical Monday - Pentatonix ft. Todrick Hall - Wizard Of Ahhhs

I like the band, Pentatonix. I love their sound. I love their vids. They always do very creative stuff, usually on a small budget, and look like they're having a total blast doing it. I've even watched a few of their "behind the scenes" vids, which just reinforces my view they're normal kids plunged into a wild-ass ride of a lifetime. I totally wish them luck.

I like the Wizard of Oz. I read the book a million years ago, and have seen a couple of the film adaptations (and film transgressions - I actually liked The Wiz, except for the giant toilet joke).

Anyway, Pentatonix has their own take on the The Wizard.  The costumes are wonderful - these guys really throw themselves into their craft ;-)

 

Stupid Memes: Muslim Gun Control

"Gun Control" usually means "take people's guns away."

"Muslim Control," with a big red "naught" usually means "not," or "No Muslim Control."

Therefore, you've got a meme that says "There was no control of Muslims before we started taking people's guns away."

Yeah, brilliant.

Now, if you want to claim "Oh, hey, no, now that we've got white dudes all learning to shoot properly, we've magically got control of those Islamamuslim terrorists" (you know, all twenty or so that have ever been on US soil, not to be confused with the Christian terrorists, the "Patriot" terrorists, the "just plain fucking whackadoodle" murdering dudes, the "good without God" murdering whackadoodles, and blah, blah, blah).

So, yeah, you know, that Pulse nightclub in Orlando? Yeah, there were armed guards there - "good guys with guns" - yep, they sure as shit saved those 50+ people, didn't they?

You want to get pissy, get a fucking meme that makes fucking sense.