Just Being Snarky: Motivation for Getting Out of Bed On A Cold Morning

There are only so many variations on the theme of "God loves me; I'm so happy" in the world,

...dude who has convinced someone that blind enthusiasm trumps skill or talent,

..on the radio station I use to force myself out of bed,

..and frankly, I've heard better ones,

..but thank you,

..for helping drive me from my warm bed so I can face yet another glorious day.

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