A clean house, my ass

It's not fair.

If the monster-in-law comes over, and the house is a mess, it's my fault for not keeping it clean.

If my mother comes over, and the house is a mess, it's my fault for marrying a slob.

Dad and Other Dad don't give a crap, as long as they have somewhere to sit down.

Cleaning the damn house isn't even on my chore list, because apparently I clean as well as I cook.  Except the bathroom. I'm kind of a freak about the bathroom.

All I'm saying is that it just isn't fair.