Musical Monday - The Mean(er) Kitty Video

I like cats.  I have mixed feelings on rap and hip-hop.  Lots of great music in those genres, but some of it sucks.

Anyway, this is a fun silly video. The guy who made it was obviously just goofing around.

The cat is adorable.

Sacred Order of Ninjacats

Going to try something for Savage Worlds, like Mark Craddock does.

NINJACAT

Wild Card
Attributes: Agility d10, Smarts d4, Spirit d6, Strength d4, Vigor d6

Edges: Martial Artist (Cat-Justsu)

Hindrances: Stubborn (cats are never wrong, Ninjacats even more never wrong)

Skills: Climbing d6, Fighting d8, Notice d8, Stealth d8

Size -2; Pace: 6; Parry: 6; Toughness: 1 (it's hard to be Tough when you only weight 7 lbs.)

Special Abilities:

• Invisibility 1 (Ninjacats can literally disappear from sight, as long as they have something to distract the foe even just for an instant, forcing foes to make Notice rolls at -2 to detect them again, and suffering -2 penalty to attack the Ninjacats. The effect ends when the Ninjacat attacks.);

• Jinx (Through combination subtle defensive techniques and mystical tricks, enemies constantly suffer minor slips and mishaps, suffering a mishap on skill die till natural 1, regardless of the Wild Die roll);

• Leaping 1 (Ancient Feline Secrets give the Ninjacat the ability to leave 4 yards vertically and 8 yards horizontally)

Cats vs Dogs vs Pie

One of the reasons I prefer cats to dogs, is that while cats do also steal food, they are more circumspect about it.  Cats are slow and methodical hunters. Dogs have poor impulse control, and attack quickly and defiantly, lunging in to snap hard and shake the kill.

I bake slightly more often than never.  Baking is a pain in the ass. It is a massive time sink, the whole preparation crap and cleaning crap.  It's one of those things done on special occasions, like birthdays and friends from out of town. And when it turns out well, one feels immense pride, and wants people to enjoy it.  Shit like that.

You can usually stop the cat before the entire pie is destroyed. Dogs only need about two seconds of gap in the constant supervision required to control their nose-commands-stomach behavioral disorder.

I love my man, and his dog, but I'm not sure I will forgive this one.

OMG! Cats!

OMG it's dirty litter! I have to pee in the corner!

OMG it's clean litter! I have to pee in the corner!

OMG I'm a cat!  I have to pee in the corner!

I love my cat. You can tell, because it's still alive.

(not a picture of my cat - just a cute picture I found on the interwebs)