Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Joker or Penguin - which would be the better President?

Honestly, it blows my mind when "lefties" say "Trump is better than Clinton." Seriously? Somehow "totally politically corrupt" is worse than "Completely batshit crazy, morally bankrupt, racist, fascist, sexist, has the attention span of a squirrel, and is vindictive as Hell, so let's give him control of the FBI, the IRS, the Supreme Court, AND Nuclear Weapons!"

And, no, really, the "Well, she's a calculating bitch" doesn't wash either.

Look at it this way: Would you prefer the Penguin or the Joker in charge of your country? Both are evil, but the Penguin likes continuity and stability.

The Penguin actually protects the people around him, because it benefits him. Selfish, but stable.

The Joker does whatever the fuck makes him feel good in that moment, and thrives on chaos, usually by killing people in horrific and destabilizing ways.

Yeah, hey, Joker for President. Why the fuck not?

This vid shows in those first 15 seconds why NOT to let the Joker anywhere near anything, or anyone, important, but especially not the White House, where he'd also have access to the nuclear codes and the IRS.