Okay. I'm ready to come clean. I'm really Angelina Jolie, leading a double life as world-class entertainer, philanthropist, and secret online rager against human stupidity, selfishness and greed.
You can understand why I would feel the need to keep the two lives separate. I mean, seriously, people get so easily distracted from my public work trying to make the world a better place.
It's Class Warfare, Bitches!
Rage on, my loves.