Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Hey, you know, if you want to be the dumbfuck Fox Puppet, knock yourself out.

Please.

Seriously - it will make it easier for us adults to get work done, without your dumbfuckery getting in our way.



Wednesday, January 13, 2016

How to build an rwNJ meme


- some premise that a fourth-grader thinks makes no sense;

- liberals, minorities,women, whatever, get hurt!

Laugh a minute fun






Tuesday, January 12, 2016

rwNJ - I choose my language carefully

I'm going to use the spelling "rwNJ" (Right-Wing Nut-Job) to emphasize that I don't use it casually, and I don't mean "conservatives," "Republicans" or even "general assholes," when I use it.

I mean NutJobs who even my conservative friends might say "He's a bit off," and have found a foxhole in right-wing philosophy and buried themselves in it.



Wednesday, January 6, 2016

An Open Letter to the Zionists and Rothchilds

I was reviewing the reports, and you've fallen behind schedule. It's only a little slippage, but we did have a deal.

My 50th birthday. That was the plan. You people pull it all together, and the world is my oyster for my 50th. I get a nice grand celebration, we have my massive coronation and reveal, and my 50-year reign as ultimate benevolent demagogue begins.

You're running a year behind schedule people. Now, a year isn't much yet, and this is a great time to tighten things up and pull it back in. So, let's get on that, chop-chop!

Speaking of "chop-chop," I'll refer you to sections 37 and 38 of the contracts. Section 37 details financial penalties. Section 38 refers to swords and other sharp objects as instruments of punishment.

It's coming on fast. Let's get this done.




On a serious note, I recognize there are some very old families, with vast amounts of wealth, that have had enormous influence throughout history.  But, I just don't buy into the conspiracy theories of all the things these people are supposed to be behind.  Not that they aren't power brokers, with wealth and influence almost beyond measure, but if they were really that all-powerful, there wouldn't be any conspiracy theorists alive to point it out.






Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Death cults come and go, but weather is forever.

No, seriously. Planes, tanks, bombs, and Fox Propaganda can combat (or create) death cults, but a melted ice sheet fucks with humanity and planes, tanks, bombs, and "there ain't no weather problems" (my ass) Fox Propaganda cannot do shit to stop rising sea levels, loss of coastal regions, or devastating hurricanes.

So, yeah, the President Of The United States of America is taking the long view on national security. That's called Being Presidential. It's nice that someone is doing it.

Fucking Fox Puppet meme-making morons.







Friday, January 1, 2016

Goodbye 2015, Hello 2016

Happy New Year!

What more needs to be said?



Yeah, fine, that was weak.  :-)   Well, okay, let's see...

When I launched this blog in September, 2014, I had no idea how serious I was, or where I wanted to go with it. In 2015, I found my voice (and my principles), and have been happily ranting all year long.

I did 230 posts in 2015, on this blog. That's a nice big number.

Note, I've got two sister blogs - Church of the Ignorant Fool and You Decide If You Care - so my 2015 blog post total is way over  300 :-)

I connected with a ton of brilliant and wonderful people! I love you all.

That's about what I want to say for now. Thank you for reading my posts, thank you for sharing them (to infect others with my madness, or to bludgeon them with my words when you feel I've said what you think, and you don't want to have to type it all out again).

Let's make this the best year yet!


#IAmIcarus


Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Batting 20 000!!




You guys love me sooooo much!  



view count days
(delta)
days (total) views per day
during the period
posts (delta) posts (total) views per post (total average)
1000 94 94 10.6 85 85 11.8
2000 72 166 13.9 52 137 14.6
3000 34 200 29.4 28 165 18.2
4000 21 221 47.6 16 181 22.1
5000 15 236 66.6 12 193 25.9
6000* 30 266 33.3 17 210 28.6
7000 17 283 58.8 18 228 30.7
8000 34 317 29.4 18 246 32.5
9000 14 331 71.4 10 256 35.2
10 000 18 349 55.5 10 266 37.6
15 000 58 407 86.2 31 297 50.4
20 000 76 483 65.7 32 329 60.8