Where are Trump's tax returns?

Hey - ANONYMOUS -  where the fuck are Trump's tax returns, you pompous sanctimonious wankers?

Come on, ASSANGE! You got off on taking down Clinton and the DNC, aren't you a proud little scrotum? Congrats! Now, show some courage - grow a pair of ovaries and do something positive with your life - like produce Trump's tax returns - you sad little celeb wannabe.

Edit: (27-January-2017) - found a meme to go with this one, especially since Lying President Trump persists in having ZERO intention of revealing his tax returns. Ever.

Hold My Beer

"Hold my beer" - I'm pretty sure that's what Nero said, before spending the night playing his fiddle.

It's a very "meta" kind of metaphor. It requires you to recognize a couple common legendary memes (one very modern, one very old) and then understand how they are fitted together to vomit out a deep look into the shit that is.

So, you're either scratching your head, or you're trying not to feel sick (laughter is a great way to dodge that sick feeling).

I Choose To Be Polite

I don't have to be polite. I choose to be polite. Given how much fucking stupid exists in the world, it's amazing how polite I am. Imagine if I gave up and met the stupid head-on with the beating it so richly deserves.

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Dear Berned: Shut the fuck up

No, really. Get over yourselves. Have you looked at the numbers who turned out for Trump?

Are you really so stupid as to believe "all" of those people would have voted for Sanders?

Stop being as stupid and self-congratulatory as the Trumpettes.

This goes for Hillbots, too: the Berned didn't cost you anything. The truth is there are too damn many Trumpettes.

Trump is about to usher in the most inept, corrupt and destructive term in history not because people don't like Clinton, but because people are so goddamn naive and stupid as to have embraced Trump.

Polls showed Clinton ought to have won. You expect polls showing Sanders scoring well against Trump months ago meant shit yesterday? Yeah, point to shit and tell me it smells nice. That's the same logic that swept Trump into office.

The Berned didn't mean shit to November 8 turnout, because people bought the shit Trump was selling.

That and that alone is why today is such a fucking mess.

The American people voted massively in favor of the GOP - the party that has been fucking the American people for 40 goddamn years

The American people have embraced the discordia being sold by the GOP. The American people have embraced the lunatic message that the very people who are fucking them are somehow not the people fucking them, but that by embracing their tormentors is the only way to be safe from their tormentors.

Yeah, the America people have embraced the mental equivalent of "Amanda Berry giving Ariel Castro everything he wants so that he will protect her from the police."

That didn't work for Berry, and thank God she was finally able to escape.

Unfortunately, the American people aren't as smart as Amanda. The American people have continued to embrace the idea that Donald Castro is their saving god - some all-powerful authority figure who will take care of them and "make everything all right," even as he tells them in very small words he's going to beat them and hurt them.

It's the very definition of abusive relationships.

So, listen, Berned. Be angry. Be pissed off. But realize you're in the same shit the Clinton supporters are in - that 80 million Americans have embraced Ariel Trump and want to watch him fuck you as hard as he fucks them.

The Hillbots and the Berned are in the same ship. Now it's time for both groups to quit bickering and realize they have a xommon enemy, and that battle is going to take a long time to sort out.

There is no excuse for this: the human experiment has failed

Fuck the rainbow, HEY GOD - burn the human race to the ground. The experiment failed and the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil has been wasted.  There is no excuse for this stupidity.

Trump and Pence are unabashed bigots who have been embraced by white supremacists - people who advocate for the return of torture and murder of non-whites for amusement and spectacle. There is no excuse for any non-white to vote for these guys.

Pence has enacted some of the most anti-women policies as governor, and Trump brags about sexually assaulting women. Any woman who voted for these men has effectively said "Daughter, you are nothing but a play toy for men, now start learning to cook and suck dick."

There is no acceptable justification for being this disconnected from reality.

Trump doesn't give a shit about the fantasy you have created in your head. He is going to fuck us all, and if you voted for him, when he fucks me, I am going to beat your sorry and Trump-fucked ass with your own goddamn naive stupidity and then kick you to the curb.

I feel like I'm watching 2004 election day night all over again. Where "No sane universe would elect Bush to a second term!" and it turns out Americans are just as fucking stupid 12 years later. Nothing learned, just more fucking stupid than before

I don't know how I keep underestimating human stupidity and selfishness. Somehow, despite my piles of cynicism, I keep having faith in humanity.

I'm so fucking naive.

NOT a referendum on white people, so quit whining

With poll numbers like this, I predict you're going to be hearing that #Electiongeddon2016 was a "referendum on white people."

Well, it wasn't. It was a referendum on stupidity, selfishness, ignorance and greed.  And also racism, sexism, and if people had any kind of working moral compass whatsoever.

(source @ 08-Nov-2016, 5:15 PM PST)

Now, what Electiongeddon2016 poll results like this say about white people ain't a pretty sight.

It means we got a lot of house cleaning to do, to flush out the racists, sexists and generally stupid people who can fall for a total bloviating conman like Trump. And fall hook, line, sinker, and dumb fuck ignorant ball of whole-nine-yard wax.

God, Electiongeddon2016 is a humiliating critical mass of the American people standing up and screaming "We're total suckers!"