- A completely fictitious person, who doesn't really exist;
- A wizard who uses magic instead of technology for everything. I mean, hey, can't be bothered to use a flashlight?
- Wears dresses all the time;
- Keeps a flaming bird in his office and expects it to die and rebirth itself;
- Puts his memories in a bowl instead of keeping them in his head, like normal people;
- Has been known to trick young boys into reliving the memories he put into that bowl;
- Machinates in the background, with this huge plot;
- Waves his magic wand about in public;
- You caught the part about using magic right?
And people have their panties in a bunch because he likes to cuddle with other grown men?