Tuesday, August 2, 2016

My Washington Primary Ballot

My Washington State ballot includes

The Republican Party
The Conservative Party
The Standupamerica Party
The System Reboot Party
The Fifth Republic Party
The Holistic Party
The Citizens Party
The Lincoln Caucus Party
The Democratic Party
The Independent Democrats Party


And...

Wait for it...

Goodspaceguy is running for Governor as GOP, Uncle Mover wants to be a Senator (yep, GOP again), and Zamboni John Scanneli wants to be a judge. I shit you not. Goodspaceguy. At least the batshit crazies all seem to be helpfully wearing their right-wing badges this year.

Who says no one is taking elections seriously?