Monday, October 27, 2014

Cliven Bundy is everything you hate about America

First off, what a horrible name. We could say "Oh, it's not his fault that's what his parents called him," Except that it is his fault. He's way beyond old enough to have chosen a less creepy name for himself. He's all grown up. At some point he decided to embrace that creepy name and make it his own.

So, now that we have established he's a big boy, and can make his own decisions about how to conduct himself, and is responsible for his own actions, let's get to the heart of the matter.

Cliven Bundy is the ringleader who stole more than a million dollars from his neighbors, and community. This isn't open to debate. He stole from you, me, Sarah Palin, Michelle Obama, those Duck Dynasty guys, and even Mickey Mouse. Cliven Bundy is a freeloader and a thief.

Even worse, he is a freeloader and thief who is rich. This isn't open to debate. Poor people don't own any cows, let alone enough cows to steal a million dollars worth of grass from their neighbors.

Cliven Bundy is a rich freeloading thief who then acts put upon, and whines out a call for people to come and protect him from the bad men.

Poor naive sods answer this call, and rush to volunteer their aid to this wealthy freeloading thief, and do so at their own expense. Such that they tweet that they have lost their jobs and need assistance to care for their families - meaning rich white thief Cliven Bundy is not even paying them to protect him from the bad men.

Cliven Bundy is a rich white freeloading thief piece of shit excuse for a human being.

Cliven Bundy is not a patriot, not a hero, not anyone to admire, and certainly not someone worth pissing on your own family to help out.
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