Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Men sitting on toilets

Guy Friend: "Don't you just hate it when your sitting on the toilet, and you realize too late that things are a bit stuck together, and suddenly you're peeing all over your nuts?"

Me: blink blink
"Um, gosh. Um. Yeah, that sounds pretty gross. Um."

Guy Friend: "Such a mess to clean up, especially in a public bathroom, where you can't get to the sink for a wet towel."


I don't think I'll ever see men the same way ever again.