Remember to never replace your interior house stairs with second-hand concrete ones from eBay, no matter house cheap they are. The wall wasn't built for them, so they'll pull out the moorings. And when the toddler tries to climb the sagging edge, the decorative palm tree wil knock the head off the ceiling sprinkler. Thus, your house flood, ruining plans to go to the movie.
I am never taking a nap again. My dreams are too exhausting.
(Yes, that was tongue-in-cheek. Can't be serious all the time.)