Friday, January 20, 2017

I wish it was the flu (Trump Flu)

Doctor: "Well, it's not the flu. The test came back negative."

Me: "It has to be the flu. I've been throwing up for a week."

Doctor: "I'm going to run one more test. PRESIDENT TRUMP!"

Me: "..."

Doctor: "Definitely not the flu. I'll get someone to clean that up."

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