Saturday, April 1, 2017

My Secret Identity Revealed

Okay. I'm ready to come clean. I'm really Angelina Jolie, leading a double life as world-class entertainer, philanthropist, and secret online rager against human stupidity, selfishness and greed.

You can understand why I would feel the need to keep the two lives separate. I mean, seriously, people get so easily distracted from my public work trying to make the world a better place.

It's Class Warfare, Bitches! 
Rage on, my loves. 
Rage on!

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